I have a companion. He’s with me on every phone call I make, every email and text I write. He knows my every Google search, and what’s more, he cares about my actions and how I spend my time so much he holds on to everything I do, like cherished memories in a scrapbook. So that maybe one day, if he gets to thinking about me, all he has to do is go to his metadata storage facility in Utah and he can revisit all those old times.
Yes, my companion is James Clapper, Director of U.S. National Intelligence.
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