On How Weather.com Has Become As Silly As The Weekly World News

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Charlie Mackenzie: Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, “The paper.” The paper contains facts.

May Mackenzie: This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. “Pregnant man gives birth.” That’s a fact.

From So I Married an Axe Murderer with Mike Myers

Yesterday I had a Weekly World News moment when I innocently went to weather.com to get, well, the weather and this is what I found on their home page…TWC Collage

Yeah.

As if we don’t sensationalize just about everything else we see in our lives, we now apparently have to sensationalize weather websites.

Because knowing the weather isn’t enough I guess.

Good grief.

And instantly, because I am a child of the 70′s, I thought of The Weekly World News and all those headlines I used to love reading while waiting in the checkout line when I went with my mom to the grocery store. I mean really, those headlines were the best part of the trip. Even as an eight year old they made me laugh because they were so wonderfully silly and stupid.

Now our weather has become the Weekly World News and I’ve decided to do just as that eight year old did all those years ago, I am going to be amused at the foolishness that is so often our world. Doing something as mundane as checking the weather will be as amusing as standing in the grocery line used to be.

I will get to laugh and yes, I will be shaking my head a little too. :-)

Weekly Photo Challenge: Unique

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Caption inside the card reads: What is WRONG with these people?

I have loved this little sheep since I first saw him eight years ago. I bought the card with no intention of ever sending it to anyone. No way. Instead he is mine, and when I get into a mood like I have been in this week, when I look around and wonder if anyone else is seeing stuff the way I am seeing it, I think of this little guy.

One look at him and he puts it back in perspective for me.

And he helps me laugh that necessary laugh.

And I remember other people feel this way too. Or at least one other person, the one who designed the card, and I am comforted someone else feels the way I do. I feel less crazy. Or at least I feel less alone feeling crazy.

So, when the word for this week’s challenge was Unique, I thought about my little sheep, and the feeling of unique.

For more takes on Unique, check out Weekly Photo Challenge here.

Weekly Photo Challenge: Surprise

Once upon a time I very proudly announced to my friend that I was an initiator. He looked at me and with a smile that filled his face, a sparkle that lit up his eyes, and with the most deadpan voice, replied, “Charlotte, you aren’t an initiator, you are an instigator.”

To which we both broke out laughing.

So it was that instigator spirit that was moved when I read this week’s photo challenge. And even though we are at my mother-in-law’s for Christmas, and we are busy and all that, the combination of this prompt and the sound of running water in the next room was just too great.

I had to do it.

I had to make the time to do this post.

I had to.

So off the computer I got, into my suitcase for my camera I went, and sneak into the bathroom where my husband, Neal, just happened to be conveniently taking a shower, I did. With one quick movement, I flung open the shower curtain and said, “Smile!”

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Oh what fun it was. And he is such a good sport.

He really is.

And I kept it clean. (pun intended)

And now, speaking of the fun it is surprising Neal, I just have to tell you the story of the time I made him fall off the treadmill.

See, he was upstairs in our home gym and he had just started his warm up and feeling quite, well, mischievous, I came into the room and said, “Betcha I can make you fall off.” And in his, “I am a serious runner and my workouts are serious business so there is no way you can break my focus” kinda way, he took my challenge.

Of course I already knew I could do it. I mean really. Any woman knows how to make a man fall off a treadmill.

And with what could only be called a horrible rendition of stripper music, I began a striptease work of art. One by one, off came pieces of my clothing and before I was even done, off the back of the treadmill Neal went!

It was the most glorious sight. I felt so powerful. I felt so right.

“Don’t you be telling me I can’t do something,” I said, busting out laughing.

And unhurt and still on the floor, he replied, “Darling, you can prove me wrong like that anytime!”

Oh how the instigator in me loves fun surprises!

For more Surprises, check out the Weekly Photo Challenge here.